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I am a filmaker, a writer, director, producer, musician, artist, thespian, Photographer, actor, story telling mastermind, Soldier in the US ARMY, and a southern boy from Jacksonville Florida and yes my life is crazy but I have it under control. <3 MY TUMBLR GirlFriend http://anhonestplace.tumblr.com I run a Disney Blog @ free counters . (Production Company) http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_167676443281936&ap=1

(just me) http://twitter.com/#!/Boss0501 http://www.facebook.com/Boss0501

 

antoinetriplett:

jolivet:

spaceman-v-spiff:

nescientes:

novacayyn:

carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

l tried really hard not to reblog this

Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

"Poor milk duds in your popcorn at the theatre with a little salt and butter. It sounds nasty but trust the result when the buttery, salty taste meets sweet, chocolatey, caramel taste in your mouth is orgasmic!"
-Noah A Waters IIIboss0501theguywholovesdisney

"Poor milk duds in your popcorn at the theatre with a little salt and butter. It sounds nasty but trust the result when the buttery, salty taste meets sweet, chocolatey, caramel taste in your mouth is orgasmic!"
-Noah A Waters III
boss0501
theguywholovesdisney

thefilmfatale:

MOVIE MAGIC
 In James Cameron’s 1986 film Aliens, budget constraints meant that they could only afford to have six hypersleep capsules for the scenes set aboard the Sulaco. Clever placement of mirrors and camera angles made it look like there were 12. Each hypersleep chamber cost over $4,300 to build (x).

thefilmfatale:

MOVIE MAGIC

In James Cameron’s 1986 film Aliens, budget constraints meant that they could only afford to have six hypersleep capsules for the scenes set aboard the Sulaco. Clever placement of mirrors and camera angles made it look like there were 12. Each hypersleep chamber cost over $4,300 to build (x).

Remus quote

I have been working on a concept for a  tv show based around the roman myth of “Romulus and Remus” but with a lycanthropic twist.  Today I was writing a scene where in which Romulus is asking his evil brother, Remus to refrain from the evil and darkness and change his ways. this is his response.

REMUS
For too long have I lived in the
dark. So long in fact that my eyes
have adjusted to this new world of
mine, this world of darkness.
People seem to think we choose the
way in which we walk through life
which is all wrong. For one thing
we don't go through life, life goes
through us. We either step in the
flow and accept it or we step to
the side and fight our way out.
Either way the flow is decided for
us we just decide how to take it. I
accept it, the dark and in doing so
have optimized my potential.

It has a long way to go. I just liked the way it sounded. 

best-

Noah

Cherry

This is my first post for this new blog.

Find what a activity that makes you happy then find a way to make money at it.

To read several of my old blogs (still active) follow me on;

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Cherry

This is my first post for this new blog.

Find what a activity that makes you happy then find a way to make money at it.

To read several of my old blogs (still active) follow me on;

https://boss0501.tumblr.com

https://that-harry-potter-blog.tumblr.com

https://that-star-wars-blog.tumblr.com

https://lordoftheringsblog.tublr.com

follow me on twitter @NoahAWatersIII (https://twitter.com/noahawatersiii)

follow me on pintererst  (http://www.pinterest.com/NoahAWatersIII/)

follow me on vine (https://vine.co/v/hMxtQ632TEB)

I am also on facebook (https://www.facebook.com/TheNoahAWatersIII)

fxckingch0ke:

falloutboywillsaverockandroll:

I think part of the reason im so into bands and shows and movies and books is because i rather just fill myself with those things than admit that im really lonely and not happy and want to cry most of the time.

this is the most accurate description of my life i’ve ever seen

This is me

Movies To Be Excited For

tmi-freak:

- Ender’s Game* (1st November, 2013)
- Catching Fire* (in cinemas November 22, 2013)
- Thor: The Dark World (8 November, 2013)
- The Desolation of Smaug* (13 December, 2013)
- Vampire Academy* (14 February, 2014)
- The Maze Runner* (14 February, 2014)
- Divergent* (21 March, 2014)
- Captain America: The Winter Soldier (4 April, 2014)
- The Fault In Our Stars* (2014)
- Fallen* (2014)
- City of Ashes (delayed)* (2014-2015)

*= book adaptation